SAD NEWS

Sad news everyone I'm shutting down my xanga. *hands tissues to those who will mourn my loss* I know it's sad but I must...I just have no time for it anymore. I'll give you all time to look over my page but then i'm shutting it down. You can keep in contact with me if you wish on myspace.......that's where i'll be when i have the free time. Thank you so much for accepting my craziness and loving my art and writing so much. Thank you for reading. you're all wonderful and i'll miss you immensley.

:my myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/bloodytwistedkisses

</3 fatally forever yours </3

Danielle

Quiz Result Of The Day

what does your birth month say about you?

NOVEMBER: Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Very skilled at making love. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Messy, playful, secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

so what do u think?

Here's a pretty funny joke one of my friends recently told me

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

no

I want to be the smile, the first thought, the long drive, or the short walk, the last voice, the random call, the laugh, the perfect kiss, the comfort hug, your second half, the sparkle in your eye, the everything you need, just what you want, i want to be your perfection....

Xx Dedicated To My Hero xX

...I love you forever...